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03/02/2017 - 8:58am
CRRL Guest Picks: Principal Harold Morton

March's guest reader is a longtime educator with very local roots. Harold Morton has been the principal of Salem Elementary School for 15 years. He enjoys sports, movies, and school, and he says the best parts of his day are greeting students as they arrive at school and reading bedtime stories to his daughters at night.

03/01/2017 - 8:59am
Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss!

Born on March 2, Dr. Seuss is the beloved author who brought us such favorite characters as the Grinch, Horton, and the Cat in the HatJoin us for fun-filled activities in honor of Dr. Seuss' birthday!
 

02/01/2017 - 12:05pm
Mother Goose Gets A Boost! Grow A Reader Workshop

Attention, teachers and caregivers of preschoolers and kindergartners. Learn how to promote motor, music, social, and pre-literacy skills by incorporating creative activities into your classroom routines. Join us at our latest Grow a Reader workshop. 

Tuesday, February 21, 2017, 7:00-9:00 at the England Run Library
Snow date:  February 28th, 2017, 7:00-9:00

Sign-up begins February 1. Call 540-899-1703, and ask for the Youth Services Desk.

Want to learn more about our Grow A Reader program? It's all about early learning and getting ready to read. We have great resources for you here

01/31/2017 - 12:47pm
2017 Youth Media Award Winners

The ALSC (Association for Library Service to Children) media awards are announced every January during the American Library Association Midwinter Meeting. Read about the winners and honorable mentions below. The Youth Media Awards, announced in January include several awards for teen literature as well. 
 

2017 Newbery Medal Winner

The Newbery Medal is awarded for the most outstanding contribution to children's literature the previous year.
 

The Girl Who Drank the Moon
The Girl Who Drank the Moon
 by Kelly Barnhill 

Every year, the people of the Protectorate leave a baby as an offering to the witch who lives in the forest. They hope this sacrifice will keep her from terrorizing their town. But the witch in the forest, Xan, is kind and gentle. She shares her home with a wise Swamp Monster named Glerk, and a Perfectly Tiny Dragon, Fyrian. Xan rescues the abandoned children and delivers them to welcoming families on the other side of the forest, nourishing the babies with starlight on the journey. One year, Xan accidentally feeds a baby moonlight instead of starlight, filling the ordinary child with extraordinary magic. The acclaimed author of The Witch's Boy has created another epic coming-of-age fairy tale destined to become a modern classic.

 

01/26/2017 - 12:20am
Cover to Have You Seen Elephant? by David Barrow

“Ready or not, here I come!”

It’s the familiar call of Hide and Seek. Children know and love the game, and even adults remember the thrill of hearing friends count to ten before coming to find them. In Have You Seen Elephant? by debut author and illustrator David Barrow, a young boy and his elephant spend an afternoon playing the classic game. Elephant tells the boy before they start playing: “I must warn you, I’m very good.” And he’s not lying. As the two friends play, the reader sees Elephant hide in delightfully obvious places . . . but the boy cannot find him. A young child will have a blast finding Elephant at the turn of every page. Have You Seen Elephant? is the perfect story to read one-on-one with a child or with a group. It is sure to generate giggles!

02/21/2017 - 1:17pm
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

This readalike is in response to a customer's book-match request. If you would like personalized reading recommendations, fill out the book-match form, and a librarian will email suggested titles to you. Available for adults, teens, and kids. You can browse the book matches here.

The Bad Beginning (Book One in A Series of Unfortunate Events) 
This series chronicles the unfortunate lives of the Baudelaire children: Violet, 14; Klaus, The Bad Beginning 12; and the infant, Sunny. In Bad Beginning, their parents and possessions perish in a fire, and the orphans must use their talents to survive as their lives move from one disastrous event to another. Surrounded by dim-witted though well-meaning adults, the Baudelaires find themselves in the care of their evil relative, Count Olaf, a disreputable actor whose main concern is getting his hands on the children's fortune. (Library Journal)

In January 2017, the movie and television Internet streaming channel Netflix released A Series of Unfortunate Events, an eight-episode series, developed by Mark Hudis and Barry Sonnenfeld. It stars Neil Patrick Harris as Count Olaf, Patrick Warburton as Lemony Snicket, Malina Weissman as Violet Baudelaire, Louis Hynes as Klaus Baudelaire, K. Todd Freeman as Mr. Poe, and Presley Smith as Sunny Baudelaire. The first season follows the first four books in the series: The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room, The Wide Window, and The Miserable Mill. The next season will continue with book five, The Austere Academy

12/29/2016 - 2:56am
The Snow Beast

Have you heard of the Beasts? Most likely not, because they're very rare.

Chris Judge, children's author and illustrator, brought us the first story of a Beast in The Lonely Beast (2011). The Beast looks frightening—but he's actually not at all! He only wants to fit in and live like everyone else.

12/15/2016 - 2:47am
Rules of the House by Mac Barnett

"ALWAYS follow the rules." How many times have you heard that command? Do you always follow them, or are you a risky rulebreaker?

In Mac Barnett's Rules of the House, Ian always follows the rules. "No shoes or food in the bedroom." "Dark and white clothing must be seperated." "Always pack a toothbrush!" 

"Rules are meant to be followed," Ian likes to say.

11/21/2016 - 2:10pm
The Terrible Two by Mac Barnett

This readalike is in response to a customer's book-match request. If you would like personalized reading recommendations, fill out the book-match form, and a librarian will email suggested titles to you. Available for adults, teens, and kids. You can browse the book matches here.
 

The Terrible Two by Mac Barnett
When master prankster Miles Murphy moves to sleepy Yawnee Valley, he challenges the local mystery prankster in an epic battle of tricks, but soon the two join forces to pull off the biggest prank ever seen. (catalog summary)

If you like The Terrible Two, check out these other titles:



The Bad Apple by T.R. Burns
After accidentally killing a substitute teacher with an apple, twelve-year-old Seamus Hinkle is sent to Kilter Academy where, in order to excel as he always has, he must behave badly and pull pranks on his teachers, but along with new friends Lemon and Elinor he discovers that there is more to the Academy than meets the eye. (catalog summary)

 

 

 

11/21/2016 - 1:42pm
Big Nate: In A Class by Himself by Lincoln Peirce

This readalike is in response to a customer's book-match request. If you would like personalized reading recommendations, fill out the book-match form, and a librarian will email suggested titles to you. Available for adults, teens, and kids. You can browse the book matches here.

Big Nate: In A Class by Himself by Lincoln Peirce
Supremely confident middle school student Nate Wright manages to make getting detention from every one of his teachers in the same day seem like an achievement. (catalog summary)

If you like the Big Nate book series, check out these other titles too:




Charlie Joe Jackson's Guide to Extra Credit
by Tom Greenwald
Bright but unenthusiastic middle school student Charlie Joe Jackson signs up for the school play in an attempt to get straight As on his last quarter report card in order to avoid having to go to Camp Rituhbukkee over the summer. (catalog summary)

 


 

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